Kenny: Hey honey, I've had this rash on my left arm and by my left knee for a few days.
Me: Hmm...I think we have some ointment you can put on there. Let me go find it.
~a few minutes later~
Me: Here it is. {handing him the unopened tube, entitled "Proctosol" on the front}
Kenny:Proctosol? Isn't this for your butt?
Me: I don't think so. I don't remember buying it - oh, I think someone gave it to me. It's just really good prescription strength ointment for skin rashes and stuff.
Kenny: Oh, okay. {Starts applying it immediately} The label doesn't say "butt" anywhere on here, so that's good.
Me: {laughing at the thought of it being a possibility}
~About 20 applications and 1 week later~
Me: (on cell phone) Hey babe, how's it going?
Kenny: Well I just looked up Proctosol on the internet, and IT IS for your butt. It's for hemorrhoids. {totally humiliated, I can tell}
Me: {laughing hysterically} Are you serious? {Thinking to myself} Where did I get that cream? Oh yeah, maybe it came home with me in my goodie bag from the hospital when I had Jacob! Uh-oh...I see a blog entry coming!!
Just sitting here, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
Saturday, September 6, 2008
TMI but hilarious!
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Our little guy!
Jacob at 4 months!
8 comments:
Okay, they never sent me home with any of that!!!! Good entry Kristi!
Have fun in Disney World!!!! You will have so much fun!
I didn't know you were a fellow blogger! check us out!!
hemorroid cream is also supposed to be great beauty secret for firming your skin. so if he's looking for a silver lining...:)
At least he was not complaining of a toothache!!!!!
TMI is just right for the perfect blog post! haha
What I want to know, is did it work? :)
Too funny!
Jimmy was laughing so hard! Kenny will have nice, firm skin around his knee and elbow!
Sorry Kenny, but I had to share this one with Brent. We were dying!!
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